09/27/2020 from Daily Jokes
#13663
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher’s pet. He stood and said…
“My name is Dan,
and when I become a man,
I would like to go to Japan if I can,
and I think I can.”
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating,
“My name is Suzy,
and when I become a lady
I would like to have a baby if I can,
and I think I can.”
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said,
“My name is Johnny,
and I don’t give a damn about Japan
but I would like to help Suzy
in her plan if I can
and I think I can!”
