12/02/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21514
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One afternoon their hormones teamed up against them, and they sprinted to her house. After a “very productive” few hours, they both passed out cold and didn’t wake until 10 p.m.
The man jumped up, threw on his clothes, and said, “Quick! Take my shoes outside and rub them all over the grass and dirt!”
Confused but loyal to the chaos, she did it.
He slipped on the freshly “nature-kissed” shoes and headed home.
As soon as he walked in, his wife barked, “Where have you been?”
Taking the “honesty is the best policy” approach—just this once—he said, “I won’t lie. I was with my secretary. We… spent the afternoon together, and I fell asleep at her place.”
His wife glanced at his dirty shoes, pointed, and yelled:
“Don’t give me that! You’ve been playing golf!”
