01/12/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21679
A man is standing in a convenience store when a dog walks in carrying a bag.
The dog goes straight up to the counter, buries his snout in the bag, pulls out a shopping list and some cash, and carefully places them on the counter.
The clerk, stunned, starts packing the groceries into the bag and leaves the change on the counter. The dog looks at the money, then slowly looks up at the clerk and lets out a low growl.
“Alright, alright,” the clerk mutters, adding the extra $10 he tried to short the dog.
The dog puts everything back into the bag and calmly walks out.
Curious, the man decides to follow.
Outside, he watches the dog stop at a traffic light, sit patiently, and wait for the “WALK” signal before crossing the street.
The dog heads into an apartment building, jumps up, and presses a buzzer with his paw. The door opens, and the man slips in behind him.
At the elevator, the dog presses the “up” button with his nose. Inside, he selects the 8th floor.
When they arrive, the dog goes to an apartment door and begins scratching.
An older man opens the door and immediately starts yelling at the dog, calling him stupid.
The amazed onlooker steps in.
“Excuse me! I think you’re being far too hard on your dog. I just watched him buy groceries, check his change, obey traffic signals, and make it all the way back here. And you’re calling him stupid?”
The old man sighs and replies,
“Yeah? Well this is the third time this week the dumbass forgot his keys.”
