09/01/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9929
My wife had mentioned several times that she hoped I could get our grass mowed this weekend. Well, I procrastinated a bit too long and while I was watching football on TV, there was a 37 yard pass with a spectacular catch for a go ahead touchdown.
I jumped up and shouted, “Oh my GOSH! Did you see that?!?!”
And my wife said, “Yes, I see… what a lovely lawn they have.”
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