12/11/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21548
A DEA agent stops by a ranch in Texas and strikes up a conversation with an old rancher. From the moment he arrives, his attitude is terrible—clearly irritated that he has to trek through the mud in his polished boots. He tells the rancher, “I’m here to inspect your property for illegal drugs.”
The rancher replies, “Go ahead, search all you like—just stay out of that field over there.”
The DEA agent, now visibly offended, snaps back, “Sir, I represent the Federal Government.” He pulls a badge from his back pocket and holds it inches from the rancher’s face.
“See this badge? This badge means I can go anywhere I want, on any property, without questions or permission. Is that clear? Do you understand?” he bellows.
The rancher quietly nods, apologizes, and returns to his work.
A little while later, the rancher hears frantic screaming. He looks up to see the DEA agent sprinting across the ranch, being chased by the rancher’s massive Santa Gertrudis bull. The bull is closing in fast with every stride.
The rancher drops his tools, rushes to the fence, and shouts:
“Your badge! Show him your BADGE!”
