01/01/2026 from Daily Jokes
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A travel agent glanced up from his desk and noticed an elderly lady and gentleman standing outside his shop window, gazing at the posters of glamorous destinations from around the world.
He’d been having a great week, and seeing the rather downcast couple stirred an unexpected wave of generosity.
Calling them inside, he said,
“I know that living on a pension, a holiday like this would normally be out of reach. So I’m sending you to a fabulous resort—on me—and I won’t take no for an answer.”
He ushered them in, instructed his secretary to issue two plane tickets, and booked them into a five-star hotel.
Naturally, they accepted with delight and soon set off on their adventure.
About a month later, the little old lady returned to the shop.
“And how was your holiday?” the agent asked eagerly.
“The flight was thrilling, and the room was beautiful,” she replied.
“I just came to thank you—but there’s one thing that puzzled me…”
“Who was that old bugger I had to share the room with?”
