11/24/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21480
A man in his mid-forties had just purchased a new BMW and decided to take it out on the interstate for a relaxing evening drive. With the top down and the wind blowing through the little hair he had left, he wondered what the car could really do.
As the speedometer climbed to 80 mph, he suddenly noticed red and blue lights flashing behind him. Thinking, “No way a police car can catch a BMW,” he pushed the accelerator even harder.
He hit 90, then 100, before common sense kicked in and he realized outrunning the police was a bad idea. He eased off the gas and pulled over.
The officer approached, silently took his license, and looked over both the man and the vehicle.
“It’s been a long day, my shift is almost over, and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t want to deal with extra paperwork. If you can give me a reason for your speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The man paused, then said, “Last week, my wife ran off with a police officer. I was afraid you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good weekend,” the officer replied, and walked away.
