12/20/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21591
Three women die and arrive at the gates of heaven. St. Peter greets them and explains the only rule:
“Whatever you do, don’t step on the ducks.”
They enter and quickly realize heaven is absolutely covered in ducks. Despite being careful, the first woman eventually slips and steps on one.
Instantly, St. Peter appears with the ugliest man she’s ever seen. He chains them together and says, “The punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man.”
The next day, the second woman also accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter shows up again, this time with another painfully ugly man, and chains them together with the same warning.
Watching all this, the third woman becomes extremely cautious. She carefully avoids every duck and manages to go months without a single mistake.
Then one day, St. Peter approaches her with the most handsome man she has ever seen. Without explanation, he chains them together and walks away.
Delighted, the woman turns to the man and asks, “I have no idea what I did to deserve this.”
The man sighs and replies, “I’m not sure about you… but I stepped on a duck.”
