09/05/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9933
A major speaker for the annual auto dealers convention was visiting the rest room just before he was to speak to the 10,000 members. He was asked, “Are you our special speaker?”
“Yes, I sure am and I am excited to be here,” he replied.
“Are you nervous?”
“No, I’m never nervous before I give a big speech.”
“If you are not nervous, then what are you doing in the ladies room?”
