08/17/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9541
1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.
2. Came dressed in only a towel…again.
3. Ran out of paper clips.
4. I’ve decided to telecommute.
5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.
6. It’s a long drive home to Texas.
7. One-day sale at Macy’s.
8. My brain is melting!
9. I think they found me out…
10. Accidently erased the whole week’s work off the computer disk.
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