05/03/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20459
Tom had been meaning to fix the wobbly chair at his dining table for weeks, but his wife, Sarah, kept nagging him about it. Finally, he decided to take action while she was out running errands. He grabbed some super-strong epoxy glue and glued the loose leg back onto the chair. Feeling proud of himself, he left the house to grab groceries before she got home.
When Sarah returned, she sat down at the table to flip through a magazine. But when she tried to get up—surprise! The not-quite-dry glue had bonded her to the chair. No amount of wiggling or tugging could free her.
By the time Tom came home, panic set in. They pulled, they pushed, they even considered calling the fire department. In a moment of desperation, Tom unscrewed the chair from the table legs. Wrapping a blanket around herself (and the chair), Sarah let Tom drive her to the emergency room.
At the ER, the doctor carefully examined the situation (picture this if you dare). Trying to lighten the mood, Sarah joked, “Well, Doc, I bet you’ve never seen anything like this before.”
The doctor smirked and replied, “Actually, I’ve seen plenty of these cases… but never one served on a platter!”
