Daily Joke: The Lumberyard

Have you heard about the guys who drove their pickup truck into a lumberyard? One of them walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”

“You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” the clerk said. “Let me go check,” replied the man, and he went back to the truck. “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours,” he said, returning a few moments later.

“Alright. How long do you need them?” The customer paused for a minute to think and then finally said, “I’d better go check.” After awhile he returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re building a house.”