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03/15/2023 from Daily Jokes
#16950
There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest on his way back from the market.
The weather was very hot and so he decided to take a nap under one of the trees,
so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up by some sounds.
The next thing he realized was that all his hats were gone.
He heard some monkeys on the tree and so he looked up.
To his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.
The hat-seller sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.
He thinks and thinks and starts scratching his head.
The next moment, he realized that the monkeys were doing the same action.
Next, he took down his own hat and saw the monkeys do exactly the same.
An idea came to him, he took his hat and throw it on the floor and the monkeys do that too.
So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, Jack, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest, it was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.
He looked up and realized that the monkeys had taken all the hats.
He remembered his grand father’s words, started scratching his head and the monkeys follow.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather’s idea, JACK threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still hold on to all the hats.
Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap, and said
“You think only you have a grandfather!
03/14/2023 from Daily Jokes
#16948
A Young Woman was preparing for her Wedding.
She asked her Mother to go out and buy a Nice, Long Black Negligee and carefully place it in her Suitcase so it would not Wrinkle.
Mom forgot her task, until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find a Short Pink Nightie.
She bought it and quickly threw it into the Suitcase.
After the Wedding, the Bride and Groom enter their Hotel Room.
The Groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new Bride to change in the Bathroom and promise not to Peek while he got ready for Bed.
While she was in the Bathroom, she opened her Suitcase and saw the Negligee her Mother had thrown in there.
She exclaimed,
“Oh No, It’s Short, Pink and Wrinkled”.
Then her Groom cried out,
“F.F.S.. I thought I told you not to Peek”..
03/13/2023 from Daily Jokes
#16946
Three women sit in a beauty parlour talking about their husbands.
The first woman says,
“Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!”
“I know!” the next woman says,
“Last night my husband said he was going to his brother’s house, but when I called he wasn’t there.”
The third woman says,
“I always know where my husband is.”
“Impossible!” both women exclaim,
“He has you completely fooled!”
“Oh no,” says the woman.
“I’m a widow.”
03/12/2023 from Daily Jokes
#16943
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
“Twenty bucks,” she says.
He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell.
They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a policeman.
“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
“I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop,
“I didn’t know.”
“Well,” said the man,
“To tell the truth neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”
03/11/2023 from Daily Jokes
#16940
A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in-laws for their good nature.
For this, she goes for a walk by a river with the first son-in-law & jumps in.
He saves her.
The next morning he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note:
From your Mother In Law.
Next she goes for a walk by the river with the second son-in-law & jumps in.
He too saves her.
The next morning he also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note:
From your Mother In Law. Next,
she goes for a walk by a river with the third son-in-law
& jumps in. He just laughs and walks away.
Next morning he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with a note:
from your Father In Law