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12/19/2016 from Daily Jokes
#10038
Daily Joke: Not the Gibson Guitar! en Espanol
The wife, whose husband has a collection of guitars, was before the judge after smashing every single one of them.
The judge asks, “First offender?”
She replied, “No, your honor. First a Gibson, second a Fender.”
12/18/2016 from Daily Jokes
#10037
Daily Joke: Christmas Nightgown en Espanol
Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for.
Waiting in the line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown. This confirmed what I suspected all along, that despite being over 50, I still have a very “with it” attitude.
“I see we have the same taste,” I said proudly to the 20 something behind me.
“Yes,” she replied. “I’m getting this for my grandmother for Christmas.”
12/17/2016 from Daily Jokes
#10036
Daily Joke: Emergency Dispatcher Sees All en Espanol
Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of panic so I can send the appropriate emergency equipment. One day a woman called to say that a family member had fallen and needed to go to a hospital.
After finding out where she lived and assuring her that the paramedics would arrive shortly, I asked her, “Do you know what caused the fall?”
“No,” the woman nervously replied. “What?”
12/16/2016 from Daily Jokes
#10035
Daily Joke: Gifting the Gift en Espanol
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?”
“She did,” he replied, “But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!”
12/15/2016 from Daily Jokes
#10034
Daily Joke: And the Winner Is en Espanol
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”
Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.”
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