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12/04/2016 from Daily Jokes
#10023
Daily Joke: The Cereal Argument en Espanol
Wife: “No, I’m telling you, I’m right! He couldn’t eat the Trix because he was an adult rabbit and Trix were only supposed to be for kids.”
Husband: “Well, I always thought it was just because he was a rabbit and not a person.”
[A period of silence — the wife looks down at her food.]
Husband: “What’s wrong?”
Wife: “I’m just really getting tired of you always being wrong.”
12/03/2016 from Daily Jokes
#10022
Daily Joke: A Handsome Tip en Espanol
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, “This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I’ll give you a handsome tip.”
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, “The wife did it.”
12/02/2016 from Daily Jokes
#10021
Daily Joke: To Infinity and Not Very Far en Espanol
An angel appears at a College faculty meeting and tells the Dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, infinite wisdom, or infinite beauty. Without hesitating, the Dean selects infinite wisdom.
“Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the Dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, “Say something.”
The Dean sighs and says, “I should have taken the money.”
12/01/2016 from Daily Jokes
#10020
Daily Joke: My Dentures Don't Fit en Espanol
A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time. She said they still didn’t fit. “Well,” said the dentist, “I’ll do it again this time, but no more. There’s no reason why these shouldn’t fit your mouth easily.”
“Who said anything about my mouth?” the woman answered. “They don’t fit in the glass!”
11/30/2016 from Daily Jokes
#10019
Daily Joke: The Usual Tip en Espanol
Johnny paid his way through college by being a waiter in a restaurant.
“What’s the usual tip?” asked a customer.
“Well,” said Johnny, “this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I’d be doing great.”
“Is that so?” growled the customer. “In that case, here’s twenty dollars.”
“Thanks. I’ll put it in my college fund,” Johnny said.
“By the way, what are you studying?” asked the customer.
“Applied psychology.”
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