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07/21/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: The Redhead en Espanol
A young Redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
“Impossible”, says the doctor. “Show me.”
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
The doctor says, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?”
“No, ” she says, ” I’m actually a Blonde.”
“I thought so, the doctor says. “Your finger is broken.”
07/20/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9513
Daily Joke: Dog Who Played Baseball en Espanol
During the local match, a spectator was surprised to see a dog walk onto the pitch and start pitching, eventually striking out the other all star team, and scoring two home runs.
“That’s incredible!” he exclaimed to the man next to him.
“Yes,” he said, “but he’s a terrible disappointment to his parents. They wanted him to be a footballer.”
07/19/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9512
Daily Joke: Who Is The Most Obedient? en Espanol
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked.
“Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”
Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.”
07/18/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9511
Daily Joke: Blonde on the Sun en Espanol
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun. You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”
07/17/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9510
Daily Joke: Long Shot en Espanol
Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy, “Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me.”
The caddy argued with him a bit and suggested that he instead play it safe and hit a 4-iron then a wedge.
The golfer was insulted and proceeded to berate the caddy on the tee telling him that he was a better golfer than that and how dare he under estimate his game.
So, giving in the caddy handed the gentleman the four-wood he had asked for.
He proceeded to top the ball and watched as it fouled about fifteen yards off the front of the tee.
Immediately the caddy handed him his putter and said, “And now for one hell of a putt…”
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