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01/19/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9319
Daily Joke: I have lost my father en Espanol
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!”
The policeman said, “What’s he like?”
Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”
01/18/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9318
Daily Joke: The very bad accident en Espanol
Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection.
One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, “Here, maybe you’d like a sip to calm your nerves.” “Thanks,” he said, and took a long pull from the container.
“Here, you have one, too,” he added, handing back the whiskey.
“Well, I’d rather not,” said the first. “At least not until after the police have been here.”
01/17/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9317
Daily Joke: New hearing aid en Espanol
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”
To which the gentleman said, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”
01/16/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9316
Daily Joke: What should they get? en Espanol
Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher called on Little Johnny for his answer.
With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Johnny answered, “A lawyer!”
01/15/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9315
Daily Joke: I just needed to use your car en Espanol
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.
There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.”
Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from throughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?”
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