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01/04/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9304
Daily Joke: The Strongest Man en Espanol
Ted walks into a bar and shouts out, “Who’s the strongest person in here?”
The toughest guy looks at him and says, “I am the strongest person around these parts!”
Ted politely asks, “Can you help me push my car to the gas station?”
01/03/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9303
Daily Joke: Third Wish en Espanol
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.
“And what will your third wish be?”
The man looked at the genie and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven’t had a first or second wish yet?”
“You have had two wishes already,” the genie said, “but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left.”
“Okay,” said the man, “I don’t believe this, but what the heck. I’ve always wanted to understand women. I’d love to know what’s going on inside their heads.”
“Funny,” said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever, “That was your first wish, too!”
01/02/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9302
Daily Joke: Idiot Sightings en Espanol
I work at a large retail chain in Columbus at the customer service desk.
On day I had a man call and ask where the store was located, so I told him. Then he asked me to spell the street name, so I did.
He said he was unfamiliar with the area and asked for directions. I asked him where he was coming from. He responded, “from my house”.
01/01/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9301
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish!
10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more.
5. Drink. Drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious.
3. Spend more time at work.
2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
and last but not least…
1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
12/07/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9300
Daily Joke: Blondes change a lightbulb en Espanol
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won’t light up?
Blonde: No, it’s working fine.
Operator: Then what’s the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
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