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11/12/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8883
Daily Joke: Stay Here en Espanol
This guy says to his buddy, “You’ll never believe what happened last night.”
His buddy says, “Well then, tell me what happened.”
The guy says, “Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch.”
She said, “Can I stay here for a few days?”
I said, “Of course, you can,” and shut the door.
11/11/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8882
Daily Joke: One Short en Espanol
As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, “Anyone here know how to pray?”
One man stepped forward. “Aye, Captain, I know how to pray.”
“Good,” said the captain, “you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets – we’re one short.”
11/10/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8881
Daily Joke: Happiest Day of Your Life en Espanol
“Congratulations my boy!” said the groom’s uncle.
“I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your
life.”
“But I’m not getting married until tomorrow.” Protested his nephew.
“I know,” replied the uncle.
“That’s exactly what I mean.”
11/09/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8880
Daily Joke: No One Available en Espanol
A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he’d left the light on in the garden shed – she could see it from the bedroom window. But he said that he hadn’t been in the shed that day. He looked himself, and there were people in the shed, stealing things.
He rang the police, but they told him that no-one was in his area, so no-one was available to catch the thieves. He said ok, hung up, counted to 30 and rang the police again.
“Hello. I just rang you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed? Well, you don’t have to worry about them now, I’ve just shot them all.”
Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to this man: “I thought you said you’d shot them!”
He replied: “I thought you said there was no-one available!”
11/08/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8879
Daily Joke: How to get more business en Espanol
When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job himself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, “Does your boss know that you discourage business?”
“Actually, it’s my boss’s idea,” the employee replied sheepishly. “We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.”
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