Daily Joke: Jokes Library

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.

Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.

A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline.

A termite enters a place to drink and asks, Where is the   bar tender?

My five year old daughter asked me the question I’d been dreading. “Mommy , how are babies made?” I did my best to explain but she still looked confused.

“What about kittens? She asked.

“Well it’s exactly the same way, ” I said.

“Wow!” she said excitedly. “My daddy can do anything!”