Daily Joke: Jokes Library

what did the cup say to the bowl? awe jezz, can’t we be a couple!

A husband and wife were with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,” the wife explained. “It’s all about education,” she continued. “He took a communication course in college and I studied drama. He communicates very well and I act like I’m listening.”

Hi, and you are?

Im high too.

Two small boys met during their first day at school. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Tommy,” replied the second. “My daddy is an accountant. What does your daddy do for a living?” asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My daddy is a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked Billy. “No, just the normal kind,” replied Tommy.

A man called up his lawyer and asked: “How much How much would you charge to answer three questions?” The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: “Two thousand dollars plus tax.”

“TWO THOUSAND!” cries the man. “That’s a bit expensive, isn’t it?”

“Yes, I suppose it is,” said the lawyer, after thinking a moment longer. “What’s your third question?”