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08/12/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9909
Daily Joke: Can't Win with Mother-In-Laws en Espanol
My mother-in-law sent me two sweaters for Christmas.
When she came for a visit, I put on one of the sweaters.
The first thing she said was, “What’s the matter? Didn’t you like the other one?”
08/11/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9908
Daily Joke: Now That's A Skilled Lumberjack en Espanol
A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, “I need a job and I think I’m pretty good.”
The owner replied, “Okay, show me what you can do, chop down that redwood over there.” The man said okay and left. Five minutes later he came back and was done.
The owner was shocked and asked, “How did you chop that tree down so fast?”
The man said, “I got a lot of practice in the Sahara.”
The owner replied, “You mean the Sahara desert?”
“Yes,” he said, “or at least that’s what they call it now.”
08/10/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9907
Daily Joke: How Do I Get It To Slow Down en Espanol
To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack, I took my friend horseback riding. Being a novice, he freaked when his horse took off.
“How do I get it to slow down?!” he yelled.
“Bet on it!” I hollered back.
08/09/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9906
Daily Joke: Second Visit First en Espanol
A young woman wasn’t feeling well and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.
“I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that.”
The woman went to the doctor’s office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced. “I’m back!”
Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, “Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit.”
08/08/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9905
Daily Joke: The Last Quarter en Espanol
The economy is terrible.
At the beginning of the year, the politicians promised things would improve by the last quarter…
Well, I’m down to my last quarter and they haven’t improved!
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