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08/07/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9904
Daily Joke: Did You Pack My Chute? en Espanol
Two skydivers, Harold and Lester, jumped out of the plane and were having a conversation on the way down.
Lester: “I was in a hurry this morning, and I can’t remember if I asked you to pack my chute for me.”
Harold: “I’ve been pretty forgetful myself. I’m lucky I remembered to pack mine.”
Lester: “Wait a minute. You mean I forget to ask you to pack my chute for me?”
Harold: “No, silly. You didn’t forget to ask me to pack your chute. I’m the one who actually forgot to pack your chute!”
Lester: “Phew! Thank goodness, for a minute there I thought I was losing my mind!”
08/06/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9903
Daily Joke: I've Learned My Lesson en Espanol
I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same cop.
“So, have you learned anything?” asked the cop.
“Yes, I have,” I began. “I’ve learned it’s time to find a new way home from work.”
08/05/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9902
Daily Joke: Dinosaur Has A Way With Words en Espanol
What do you call a dinosaur that turns small words into big words?
A Thesaurus!
08/04/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9901
Daily Joke: Birthday Surprise en Espanol
Realizing at the last minute that it was his father’s birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card.
He quickly found a son-to-father card but neglected to read it carefully.
Later when his father opened his gifts, he was surprised to read aloud, “Happy birthday to a wonderful Dad. Now that I’m a father too . . .”
08/03/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9900
Daily Joke: Don't Want to Hear It en Espanol
At the supermarket, a woman shopped with her four boys and a baby. Her patience was wearing thin as the boys called out, “Mommy! Mommy!” while she tried to shop.
Finally, she blurted out, “I don’t want to hear the word mommy for at least ten minutes!”
The boys fell silent for a few seconds. Then one tugged on his mother’s dress and said softly, “Excuse me, miss.”
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