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04/21/2016 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: How Did He Do That? en Espanol
There were three men on a hill with their watches. The first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke. The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.
The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it. The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it.
The third man said, “Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow.”
04/20/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9793
Daily Joke: Time to Switch to a Clarinet en Espanol
My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it.
“Oh,” said My Dad, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.”
“How come?” I asked.
“Well,” he answered, “because with a clarinet, she can’t sing.”
04/19/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9792
Daily Joke: Equality en Espanol
Whenever I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we, as a society, have come in equality.
And then I wait for the next bus.
04/18/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9791
Daily Joke: Those Billable Hours en Espanol
Death comes to take a lawyer away.
The lawyer cries and pleads, “Why so early? I am only forty!”
Death replies, “Not according to the hours you billed.”
04/17/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9790
Daily Joke: Happy Dad en Espanol
A mother and father read a bedtime story of a king to their five year old son. As the story concludes, the son says, “Mom, I also want five wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me…”
Mom: “And one will put you to sleep!”
Son: “No mom, I will still sleep with you.”
Mom’s eyes fill up with tears: “God bless you son.”
Mom continues: “But who will sleep with your 5 wives?”
Son: “Let them sleep with daddy.”
Daddy’s eyes fill up with tears: “God bless you son.”
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