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04/16/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9789
Daily Joke: Go See If Am I There en Espanol
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there.
“Please,” protested the college president, “you already make more than the entire History Department.”
“Yeah, maybe so, but you don’t know what I have to put up with,” the coach blustered. “Look.”
He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. “Run over to my office and see if I’m there,” he ordered.
Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. “You’re not there, sir,” he reported.
“Oh, I see what you mean,” conceded the president, scratching his head. “I would have phoned.”
04/15/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9788
Daily Joke: Name the Place en Espanol
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached the city of Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch.
At the counter, the husband asked the not-so-bright waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?”
She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”
04/14/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9787
Daily Joke: Close Your Eyes en Espanol
In bed: It’s 6 am, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45 am.
At school/work: It’s 1:30 pm, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s still 1:30 pm.
04/13/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9786
Daily Joke: Admitting Patients en Espanol
In a Psychiatric Hospital, a Journalist asks the Doctor: “How do you determine whether to admit a person as a patient or not?
Dr: Well … we’d fill a bathtub with water and then give a teaspoon, a glass and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub.
Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.
Dr: No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed #39. We will soon start further investigations on you.
04/12/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9785
Daily Joke: Engineer and a Heart Surgeon en Espanol
An engineer was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop. He went to him and said, “Look at this engine… I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired them and put them back, so why do I get such a small salary and you get huge sums?”
The doctor smiled at the engineer and came close to his ear and said, “Try the same when the engine is running.”
The engineer smiled back came close to doctors ear and said, “I can take any dead engine and make it alive again, can you?”
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