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01/27/2016 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Men and Bikini's en Espanol
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body.
Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts!
01/26/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9707
Daily Joke: Lost in a Snowstorm en Espanol
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.” Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?
01/25/2016 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: FBI Agent en Espanol
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?”
The old rancher replied, “That’s fine, you shouldn’t go over there though.” As he pointed at one of his fields.
The FBI agent snapped at him, “I’m am a federal agent! I can go wherever I want!” With that he pulled out his badge and shoved it into the ranchers face.
The rancher shrugged this off and continued with his daily chores. About 15 minutes later he heard a loud scream from the field he had pointed out earlier. All of a sudden he could see the FBI agent sprinting towards him with a large bull on his heels.
The rancher rushed to the fence and yelled, “Your badge! Show your badge to the bull!”
01/24/2016 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Cursed en Espanol
A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn’t say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.
One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.
So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says “Will you marry me?”
She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies “Come again?”
01/23/2016 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Husband and Wine en Espanol
A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!”
“Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband.
“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.”
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