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02/01/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9713
Daily Joke: Just Like Mom en Espanol
Ron was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends were already married while Ron just bounced from one relationship to the next.
Finally a friend asked him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?”
“No,” Ron replied. “I meet a lot of nice women, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them. So I keep on looking!”
“Listen,” his friend suggested, “Why don’t you find one who’s just like your dear ol’ Mother?”
Many weeks passed before Ron and his friend crossed paths again.
“So Ron. Did you find the perfect woman yet? One that’s just like your Mother?”
Ron shrugged his shoulders, “Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends.”
“Excellent!!! So… Are you and this girl engaged yet?”
“I’m afraid not,” Ron replied, “My Father can’t stand her!”
01/31/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9712
Daily Joke: Don't Jump! en Espanol
A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor, when someone came by and shouted: “Laloo, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in accident!”
Not knowing what to do, the young man jumped out of his office window in a panic.
While coming down when he was at tenth floor, he remembered he had no daughter named Sweety.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Laloo.
01/30/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9711
Daily Joke: Mother-In-Law en Espanol
A husband and wife had a fight.
Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.
Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!
01/29/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9710
Daily Joke: How You Earned It en Espanol
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. “I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.”
“The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.”
“Then my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.”
01/28/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9709
Daily Joke: Tale of Two Diaries en Espanol
Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strange.
We went to a nice restaurant for dinner. I thought he was upset by the fact that I was a bit late, but he said nothing about it. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ‘Nothing.’ I asked him if it was something I had done. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, and again he said nothing. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. He fell asleep – I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
Husband’s Diary: Boat wouldn’t start, can’t figure it out!!
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