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12/29/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Marriage Counseling en Espanol
A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and told them he was ending the session early but had an assignment for the husband.
“John,” the marriage counselor said, “you’re an athletic guy… here’s what I want you to do. I want you to jog 10 miles everyday for the next 30 days. At the end of the 30 days call me and let me know how things are going.”
John agreed.
At the end of the 30 days, John called the marriage counselor very excited. “I did just as you said and I have never felt better in my life!” he exclaimed over the phone.
“Great!” replied the counselor, “ And how’s your wife?”
John paused and then replied with agitated dismay, “How should I know, I’m 300 miles from home!”
12/28/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Three drunks en Espanol
Three drunkards were walking down the street when they came upon a pile of manure where they stopped.
The first drunkard, upon observation of the manure said to the other two, “Looks like it…”
The second, bending over it and sniffing, said to the other two, “smells like it…”
The third, sticking his finger in it, said, “feels like it”. “Good thing we didn’t step in it”, they all agreed as they turned and walked away.
12/27/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Chainsaw accident en Espanol
A man came to the emergency room with a series of long, jagged tear marks on his cheek and neck, as though he had been clawed by some large animal.
“What happened to you?” asked the doctor who was examining him.
“Chain saw accident,” the man replied.
“Well, you’re lucky,” the doctor said; “I’ve seen worse.”
“It wasn’t turned on,” the man replied.
12/26/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Pet names en Espanol
Tom was invited to his friend’s house for dinner. He found that his buddy called his wife every cute name in the book: honey, darling, sweetheart, pumpkin, and baby.
When she was in the kitchen, he leaned over to his friend and said, “I think it’s nice you still call your wife all those pet names.”
“To tell you the truth,” his friend said, “I forgot her name abut three years ago.”
12/23/2015 from Tricia Fish
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Daily Joke: Snowman en Espanol
What is 1 easy way to melt a Snowman?
Set him by your fireplace!
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