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09/23/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Good Sportsmanship en Espanol
“Look, Charlie,” the coach said, “you know the principles of good sportsmanship. You know the Little League doesn’t allow temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language.
“Yes sir, I understand.”
“Good, Charlie. Now, would you explain that to your father?”
09/22/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Wish He Never Bought en Espanol
A woman asking people questions for her company’s survey walked up to a man and asked if he would be willing to participate. He said, “Sure”.
She asked him to name something expensive that he wished he had never bought.
The man answered, “My wedding ring.”
09/21/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: A Big Mistake en Espanol
A famous doctor was being interviewed by the news media. Looking to spice things up a little, one reporter asked if the doctor had ever made any serious mistakes.
“Well, yes,” the doctor sighed. “I once cured a multimillionaire.”
“How was that a mistake? The reporter asked.
The doctor shook his head wearily. “I did it in one visit!”
09/20/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Speech en Espanol
The CEO of a major corporation asked his press officer to write a twenty-minute speech for the shareholders meeting. Upon his return from the meeting he is furious at the press officer.
“Are you trying to kill my career?” the executive barks. I asked for a twenty-minute speech and you give me an hour-long speech. People were standing up and walking out.”
“No,” says the press officer, “I gave you exactly what you requested…. a twenty-minute speech and two extra copies.”
09/19/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Such Heavy Luggage en Espanol
A passenger was having difficulty lugging his oversized travel bag onto the plain. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
“Do you always carry such heavy luggage? She asked, winded.
“Never again!” the man said. “Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my friend can buy the ticket!”
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