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09/18/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9573
Daily Joke: Business Trip en Espanol
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.
09/17/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9572
Daily Joke: Tom Jones syndrome en Espanol
” Doctor, I get this overpowering urge to sing ‘Delilah’. Then I get this urge to sing ‘The Green Green Grass of Home”
” Hmmm, you are suffering from Tom Jones syndrome.”
” I’ve never heard of that doctor. Is it a rare complaint?”
“It’s not unusual”
09/16/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9571
Daily Joke: Leader of the HMO en Espanol
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor ‘what did you do on Earth?’
The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, ‘you may go in.’
St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, I taught educationally challenged children. St. Peter then told her ‘you may go in.’
St. Peter asked the third man, ‘what did you do?’ The man hung his head and replied, ‘I ran a large HMO.’ To which St. Peter replied, ‘you may go in, but you can only stay 3 days.’
09/15/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9570
Daily Joke: Play as James Bond en Espanol
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.
“I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.”
his wife added, “Batted .007.”
09/14/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9569
Daily Joke: Boarding from what gate? en Espanol
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, “We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41.”
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.
So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: “Thank you for participating in Delta’s physical fitness program.
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