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05/13/2015 from JIM FINCH
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Daily Joke: SELF WORTH en Espanol
NO ONE IS COMPLETELY WORTHLESS, YOU CAN ALWAYS STAND FOR
A BAD EXAMPLE.
05/14/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Frozen Turkeys en Espanol
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
05/13/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Zen… en Espanol
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just Get Out Of The Way and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
4. Don’t be irreplaceable; if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
6. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
10. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
05/12/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9441
Daily Joke: Kid and Cop en Espanol
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day”, the cop said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
05/11/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Ice Fishing en Espanol
There were two good ol’ boys from Alabama, who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They’d heard about it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, “We’re gonna need an ice pick.” So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, “We’re gonna need another dozen ice picks.”
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn’t. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left. In about an hour, he was back. Said, “We’re gonna need all the ice picks you’ve got.”
The bait man couldn’t stand it any longer. “By the way,” he asked, “how are you fellows doing?”
“Not very well at all,” he said. “We ain’t even got the boat in the water yet.”
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