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08/27/2014 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Eating the peanuts en Espanol
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. “I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!”
“That’s okay, dearie,” the aunt replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway.”
08/26/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9173
Daily Joke: High School Teacher en Espanol
A high school teacher arrived late for class to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard. Fuming, he asked the class, “Who is responsible for this atrocity?!”
The class clown won tremendous prestige among his peers by answering, “I really don’t know, but I strongly suspect his parents.”
08/25/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9172
Daily Joke: Run Away en Espanol
“Do you mind telling me why you ran away from the operating room?” the hospital administrator asked the patient.
Because the nurse said, “Don’t be afraid!
An appendectomy is quite simple.”
” So….”
” So?” exclaimed the man..”She was talking that to the doctor!!!!”
08/24/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9171
Daily Joke: NASA Space Pen en Espanol
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 Million to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
08/23/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9170
Daily Joke: That’s it en Espanol
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.”
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