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05/19/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9074
Daily Joke: Goverment Cutting Cost en Espanol
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her now ex-husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper.
“Honey,” his wife said, while reading the newspaper, “it looks like our government is going to cut overhead and trim down the military forces. They are going to eliminate six over-aged destroyers.”
To which the husband replies, “Sorry to hear that, dear. I’m sure you’ll miss your mother being gone.”
05/18/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9073
Daily Joke: Ex Co-worker en Espanol
At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with patients before their operations to help them relax. One day he thought he recognized a woman as a co-worker at the VA hospital where he had trained. When the patient confirmed that his hunch was correct, he said, “So, tell me, is the food still as bad there as it used to be?”
“Well,” she replied, “I’m still cooking it.”
05/17/2014 from MARC HARRIS
#9072
Daily Joke: Mr. en Espanol
Where does The Lone Ranger take his garbage.
To the dump
To the dump
To the dump dump dump
05/17/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9071
Daily Joke: Playmate en Espanol
On a recent vacation at a resort with my in-laws, we planned to spend an afternoon at the pool with our kids. We wanted to bring our own drinks, but were unsure of the hotel’s policy.
My brother-in-law called the front desk, and assuming everyone was familiar with the brand of ice chest he had, asked if it was all right if he brought a Playmate to the pool.
After a pause, the clerk asked, “Does she have her own towel?”
Note: Playmate is a model of Ice Cooler Box by Igloo Corporation
05/16/2014 from Margie
#9070
Daily Joke: m&m en Espanol
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory.
She kept throwing away the W’s
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