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05/29/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9084
Daily Joke: Internet Freak en Espanol
My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he’s the one who truly lives, eat, and breathes computers.
I finally realized how bad it had gotten when I was scratching his back one day.
“No, not there,” he directed. “Scroll down.”
05/28/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9083
Daily Joke: Just Moved en Espanol
I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the grocery store, I used the last of my personalized checks bearing my old address. The cashier examined the document and asked if everything on it was correct. I assured her that it was, and she started to put the check in the cash drawer. But then she inquired again if everything was accurate.
“Why do you ask?” I responded.
“Because,” she replied, “my husband and I moved to this apartment yesterday, and I don’t remember seeing you at breakfast.”
05/27/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9082
Daily Joke: Communications Went Dead en Espanol
My father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went dead. Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the command station.
When my father and the sergeant ran in, the group cheered their arrival. The commanding officer then stepped forward and shook my father’s hand.
“Don’t congratulate me, sir,” my father said modestly as he pointed to his driver. “It was all the sergeant’s doing.”
The commanding officer nodded and turned to the sergeant. “Congratulations,” he said. “The major’s wife just had a baby girl.”
05/26/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9081
Daily Joke: Hard up For Money en Espanol
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood,trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would give her work. All she had to do was paint his porch white. He gave her a bucket of paint and left.
He walked into his house, laughing. He told his wife what he had done. “Frank, our porch covers half of the house! You’re so mean.” his wife replied.
Three hours later, the blonde went in the house, and gave the bucket of white paint back to the man. The astonished man handed her a $100 bill, and asked how she finished it so quickly.
“It takes time, but it was easy.” was her reply. “Oh, and it’s a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”
05/25/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9080
Daily Joke: Safe Sex in Olden times en Espanol
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.
Teen says, “Grandpa, they didn’t have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?”
Grandpa replies, “Nope.”
Teen says, “Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?”
Grandpa replies, “A wedding ring.”
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