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05/01/2014 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Solar Eclipse en Espanol
A few years ago, as a solar eclipse approached, some planetarium directors in Southern California sent out warnings to the community about the eclipse. They warned people not to look directly into the sun.
The planetarium received an indignant letter from a local resident. She said that if an eclipse was so dangerous, they never should have decided to hold one and ought to cancel it.
04/30/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9053
Daily Joke: Funeral en Espanol
Two blondes stopped in their car to let a funeral pass by.
“Who died?” the first blonde asked.
“I think it was the person in the casket.” replied the second blonde.
04/29/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9052
Daily Joke: Midnight calls en Espanol
Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. . .
“Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an angry voice.
Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.
The next morning at precisely four forty four a.m., Bernard called his neighbor back . . .
“Good morning, Mr. Williams…. Just called to say that I don’t *have* a dog.”
04/28/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9051
Daily Joke: See Back en Espanol
It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: “Ames” “Here!” “Jenson” “Here!” “Jones” “Here!” “Magersky” “Here!” “Seeback”
No answer.
“Seeback!”
No answer was heard again.
“SEEBACK!!!” The troops remained totally silent.
At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant’s ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and continued calling the names printed on the other side.
04/27/2014 from DayInHistory
#9050
Daily Joke: Last Name en Espanol
My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank. The operator asked me what Ian’s last name was and I explained that he hadn’t left his surname. When she asked for his department, I said I didn’t know. “There are 1500 employees in this building, ma’am,” she advised me rather curtly. After a few more brusque comments, I asked her for her name. “Danielle,” she said. “And your last name?” I asked.
“Sorry,” she replied, “we don’t give out last names.”
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