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04/16/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9039
Daily Joke: Mom en Espanol
When I took my son to college, we found that he was assigned to the fourth floor of a dormitory. As I trudged through the parking lot to retrieve yet another load to carry up the four flights of stairs, two young women caught my attention from a dorm window. “Hey, Mom!” one called down. “Yo, Mom!”
I was too tired to respond, so I just ignored them until I heard the second girl ask the first, “How do you know that woman is somebody’s mom?”
The first girl replied, “Who else would do that?”
04/15/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9038
Daily Joke: Wires en Espanol
Ford has added wires to the rear window to clear fog and frost.
Dodge is adding wires under the wipers so they can be freed when frozen and not burn up the motor.
But Chevy is adding the wire elements to the tailgates on all of their trucks to keeps your hands warm while you’re pushing!
04/14/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9037
Daily Joke: Beware of your Tie en Espanol
Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman’s foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel. Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started toward the mirror. For a few seconds, I found myself crawling along the floor beside her, trying to get her attention.
“Look, Martha,” her friend said. “he wants to go home with you!”
04/13/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9036
Daily Joke: Stranded en Espanol
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands.
“Who is it on that island?” a passenger asks the captain.
“I have no idea….. but every year when we pass, he goes nuts.”
04/12/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9035
Daily Joke: Ten Years After Marriage en Espanol
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
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