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04/02/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9025
Daily Joke: Two Men en Espanol
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969.”
The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog doo, 20 feet back.”
04/01/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9024
Daily Joke: 65 year old man en Espanol
An enormously wealthy 65 year old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.
“Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” he asked a friend.
“Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.”
03/31/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9023
Daily Joke: An Amateur Photographer en Espanol
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented “These are very good! You must have a good camera.”
He didn’t make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said “That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots.”
03/30/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9022
Daily Joke: A Great Time en Espanol
The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I’ve got three tickets for the show.”
“Why do we need three?” asked the girl.
“They’re for your father, mother and kid sister,” he replied.
03/29/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9021
Daily Joke: Looking For a Drummer en Espanol
As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered that the drummer had walked away with some of my valuables. I notified police, who arrested him.
Desperate for another drummer, I called a friend who knew some musicians. “What happened to the drummer you had?” he asked me.
“I had him arrested,” I replied. We said good-bye and hung up.
A few minutes later my friend called back and asked, “How badly did he play?”
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