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10/10/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8850
Daily Joke: Mind Over Matter en Espanol
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, Morris had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won’t be able to wheel back.”
“You’re on, old man,” the braggart replied. “It’s a bet! Let’s see what you got.”
Morris reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, “All right. Get in.”
10/08/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8849
Daily Joke: An extremely loyal fan en Espanol
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself “what a waste” he made his way down to the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, “Is this seat taken?” The man replied, “This was my wife’s seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan.” The other man replied,”I’m so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn’t give the ticket to a friend or a relative?”
The man replied, “They’re all at the funeral.”
10/08/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8848
Daily Joke: Fallen bridge en Espanol
A blonde and her blonde boyfriend went for a walk along the river.
The blonde walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the river, the bridge fell down.
She called across to her blonde boyfriend telling him that she couldn’t get back.
He yelled in response, “Wait until dark, and I will shine my flash light across the river. Get on the light beam and walk back.”
She replied, “No, I’ll get half way across the river, and you will turn the light off on me!”
10/07/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8847
Daily Joke: Holding Out en Espanol
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.
“No thank you.” she said politely. “This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love.”
“That must be rather difficult.” the man replied.
“Oh, I don’t mind too much.” she said. “But, it has my husband pretty upset.”
10/05/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8846
Daily Joke: You looked a lot like my wife en Espanol
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”
“Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed.
“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”
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