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09/09/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8820
Daily Joke: How Deep? en Espanol
Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old mine shaft going straight down into the ground.
“Wow,” said the first guy. “I wonder how deep it is?”
“I dunno,” said the second. “Let’s find out.” With that, he dropped a rock down the hole. They waited and waited, but didn’t hear it hit bottom.
“Hmm. Let’s try a bigger rock,” said the first guy, and tossed a watermelon sized stone down the hole. They waited a couple of minutes, but didn’t hear it hit either. So, they looked around for something bigger to throw down and came across an old railroad tie, which they lifted together and dumped down the hole. Then suddenly, as they waited to hear it hit, a goat streaked between the two of them and jumped straight down the mine shaft.
While they stood there scratching their heads in amazement, a third guy came up the path and asked them if they’d seen a goat.
“Yeah, just now,” said one of the first two guys. “It just ran up and jumped down this hole.”
“Oh, well then it couldn’t have been my goat,” said the third guy. “My goat was tied to an old railroad tie.”
09/08/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8819
Daily Joke: Talking Clock en Espanol
A man showing off his new flat to friends late at night was asked by one of them, “Why the big brass gong in the corner?”
“That’s my talking clock,” he replied, “I’ll show you how it works.” With that, he gave the gong an almighty whack with a golf club. Instantly, a voice from the next flat screamed, “Hey, shut up! It’s nearly midnight!”
09/07/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8818
Daily Joke: A Sailor And A Pirate en Espanol
One day in a tavern, a sailor and a pirate were comparing stories of their adventures. The pirate had a peg leg, one hook for a hand and an eye patch. The sailor asked about his peg leg. “I lost it in a shark attack,” the pirate said.
“What happened to your hand?”
“That I lost in a sword fight,” the pirate answered. And when he was asked about his patch, he explained a seagull dropping fell into his eye.
Astonished, the sailor said, “You mean to say that you lost your eye because of a seagull dropping?”
“Well,” the pirate replied, “it happened the first day I had the hook.”
09/06/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8817
Daily Joke: Elderly Woman Portrait en Espanol
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist: “Paint me with diamond ear-rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex.”
The confused artist said: “But you’re not wearing any of those things.” “I know,” she said. “But if I die before my husband,I’m sure my husband will remarry. And I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelery.”
09/05/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8816
Daily Joke: Ring Bear en Espanol
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be a good ring bear.”
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