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05/29/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8716
Daily Joke: Magic of the Internet en Espanol
My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access Google, and we told her it could answer any question she had.
Nancy’s mother was very skeptical until Nancy said, “It’s true, Mom.
“Think of something to ask it.” As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy’s mother thought a minute, then responded, “How is Aunt Helen feeling?”
05/28/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8715
Daily Joke: The Good Ol’ Days en Espanol
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular…
“When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I’d get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o’ bread, and a magazine, some new blue jeans… all for a dollar!!
Then Grandpa said sadly …”You can’t DO that any more…they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look……”
05/27/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8714
Daily Joke: Vampire Bat en Espanol
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted in hassling him to no end until finally he gave in.
“OK!” he said with exasperation, “Follow me.” and he flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the deep forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered around him.
“Do you see that tree over there?” he asked.
“Yes, yes, yes!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
“Good,” said the first bat, “Because I DIDN’T!”
05/26/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8713
Daily Joke: Posh Theater en Espanol
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”
The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient.
“Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call the manager.”
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “All right buddy, what’s your name?”
“Sam,” the man moaned.
“Where ya from, Sam?” With pain in his voice Sam replied “the balcony.”
05/25/2013 from Laurie
#8712
Daily Joke: The flies en Espanol
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I don’t know how they got in there!
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