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05/14/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8701
Daily Joke: Blonde’s Jigsaw Puzzle en Espanol
A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, “Here’s to 51 days!” and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to “line ‘em up”, and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.
The bartender says, “I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?”
One of the blondes explains, “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box ’2-4 years,’ but we finished it in 51 days!”
05/13/2013 from Amanda Smith
#8700
Daily Joke: DInner en Espanol
Why was the tomato blushing? Becuase it saw the slad dressing
05/13/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8699
Daily Joke: Everybody and Nobody en Espanol
This is a little story about four people named
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when
Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
05/12/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8698
Daily Joke: School Visit en Espanol
After delivering a speech at an elementary school, the president lets the kids ask a few questions. One little boy, Joe raises his hand and asks, “How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the United Nations?”
Just as the president begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they’ll continue afterward. 25 minutes later the kids come back to class.
“Where were we?” says the president. “Oh, yes… do you kids have any questions?”
Another boy raises his hand and says, “I have three questions: First, why did you invade Iraq without support from the U.N.? Second, why did the recess bell go off 30 minutes early? And third, where is my buddy Joe?”
05/11/2013 from jose torres sr.
#8697
Daily Joke: pregnant en Espanol
how can you tell .when a woman its pregnant by a black man???? A._ when she pull out her tampon and the cotton its gone
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