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01/31/2013 from Belinda day
#8621
Daily Joke: K Mart en Espanol
What did the bird say when he flew over K MART? Answer – Cheap cheap cheap…lol
01/30/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8620
Daily Joke: Frog Sounds en Espanol
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.
The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, “Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, “No, I don’t really want to make the sound of a frog now.”
So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, “Will you please make a sound like a frog?” Grandpa again says, “No, not now. I don’t really want to do that. I’m in a grumpy mood. Maybe later.”
Then the third little boy comes out and says, “Grandpa, oh please… Please, please will you make a sound like a frog?”
“Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?” Grandpa asked.
The little boy replied with a hopeful face, “Well, Mom said that when you croak we get to go to Disney World!”
01/28/2013 from juner
#8619
Daily Joke: farm en Espanol
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the farm
01/28/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8618
Daily Joke: Getting Gas en Espanol
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says; “Get gas and free sex here”. So obviously the guy was interested, so he stopped, filled up went inside to pay. “Pick a number from 1 – 10 to get free sex.” said the cashier. “Uh, okay, 3!” the man replied. “Nope! Sorry play again”. So the guy drove around for weeks always getting gas at the same place, because he wanted his free sex. One day he was really ticked: “This has got to be rigged! I have never gotten the number to have free sex!” He screamed. “Oh no! It’s not rigged, just ask your wife, she won 3 times last week alone!”
01/27/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8617
Daily Joke: Birthday Present en Espanol
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, “I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.” Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn’t get her anything. She says, “Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!?” He replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last year!”
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