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01/01/2013 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Mother Teresa en Espanol
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of Calcutta when an old woman walked by. “Hey, Billy Joe,” one said, “I think that’s Mother Teresa.” “Your nuts.” “I’m telling you.” They approached the woman and one asked, “Are you Mother Teresa?” The old lady eyed them scornfully. “Piss off, you damn perverts,” she hissed, striding off. “Jeez,” Billy Joe said, watching her disappear into the crowd, “now we’ll never know.”
12/31/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8585
Daily Joke: Follow the Plow en Espanol
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.”
Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.”
12/30/2012 from Keith
#8584
Daily Joke: Toilet Paper en Espanol
Q.) What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Not sure?
A.) Remind me not to invite you to my home!
12/29/2012 from Keith
#8583
Daily Joke: Horse en Espanol
Guy walks in a bar with his horse, bartender asks “what’s with the long face?”
12/29/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8582
Daily Joke: Roast Beef and Pea Soup en Espanol
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
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