Follow us:                 Contact Us

Latest Jokes

Find any really funny jokes? Vote for them! When these jokes get a user rating above 3, they move into the general section. Your votes will make our “Best Jokes” section funnier than ever!

12/26/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8576
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." 
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time
anything went wrong, they said I was responsible." 
Funny +275
-96 Not Funny
12/25/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8575
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit
in a boat and drink beer all day. 
Funny +158
-180 Not Funny
12/25/2012 from BRUCE
#8574

HEY,HOW DID RUDOLFF DIE??? HE PICKED A BUGGER AND GOT ELECTRICUTED……NEXT IS..DID YOU HEAR SANTA DIED LAST NIGHT??? NO ,HOW?? HE THRU THE WRONG SACK OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!!

12/24/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8573

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Funny +135
-226 Not Funny
12/22/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8572

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to the earth.

He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window I muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need a piece of tail!

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, “Make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite.

 

Funny +600
-100 Not Funny
© 2012-2026 Daily Jokes LLC - All Rights Reserved