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12/08/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8561
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?
A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horny toad croaks "Rub-it Rub-it"
Funny +233
-145 Not Funny
12/07/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8560
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to her
husband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"

Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"
Funny +224
-143 Not Funny
12/06/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8559

G: Nobody gets the girl.

PG: The good guy gets the girl.

R: The bad guy gets the girl.

X: Everybody gets the girl!

Funny +122
-240 Not Funny
12/05/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8558

So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.
But the patient doesn’t pay his bill on time, so the doctor gives
him another six months.

Funny +222
-160 Not Funny
12/04/2012 from Joseph Terra
#8557

Honk to speak to God, Text while driving to meet him.

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