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12/04/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8556
Daily Joke: Cost of Getting Married en Espanol
Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
A: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
12/03/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8555
Daily Joke: Farmer in the Field en Espanol
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.” “How?” asks the man, puzzled.
“Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”
12/02/2012 from Janet
#8554
Daily Joke: Crossing Cultures en Espanol
Q: What do you call the Chinese Noodles carved at the base of a Native American sculpture?
A: Lo Mein on the Totem Pole
12/02/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8553
Daily Joke: Men and the Floor en Espanol
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common?
A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!
12/01/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8552
Daily Joke: Car Trouble en Espanol
WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out.
Where’s the car?”
Where’s the car?”
WIFE: “In the pool.”
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