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10/11/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Strutting Your Stuff en Espanol
A muscular young man from Iowa is in California. He goes to Musclee Beach and tries to strut his stuff, but none of the girls notice. He goes up to the most popular guy and asks what is his secret. The guy says: “Tomorrow, put a potato in your trunks.” The next day all the girls take one look at him and yell ‘gross’, ‘awful’ and ‘hidious’. The confused guy at the end of the day asks the same fellow who told him to put a potato in his pants: “What happened?” The guy says: “Next time, put the potato in the front of your trunks.”
10/10/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8512
Daily Joke: Friendly Advice en Espanol
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.”
The little boy replied, “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.”
The priest looked up from his book and said, “I am the Father of many.”
The boy said, “My Dad has four boys, four girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way.”
The priest, getting impatient, said “I am the Father of hundreds,” and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly… but on leaving the bus, he leaned over and said, “Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.”
10/10/2012 from Wayne
#8511
Daily Joke: Mormon Love Song en Espanol
“Double your pleasure,double your fun, marry two girls instead of one”!!!
10/09/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Staying Healthy en Espanol
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’ “Twenty-six!” he said.
10/06/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8509
Daily Joke: Grateful Woman en Espanol
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down. “Is this yours?” he asked. She said, “Yes, could you bring it up?” and the man agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, “I’m about to have dinner. There’s plenty, would you like to join me?” He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, “I’ve had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?” The man hesitated then said, “Do you act like this with every man you meet?” “No,” she replied, “only those who catch my eye.”
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