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08/08/2012 from TONY
#8463
Daily Joke: OLD RELATIVES en Espanol
Every time i go to weddings,my old aunts would poke me in the belly and cackle “your next”. They stopped when i started doing the same thing to them at funerals
08/07/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8462
Daily Joke: Cussing en Espanol
Two brothers, 6 & 8 were discussing whether the words ‘hell’ & ‘ass’ were cuss words.
They both agreed that they were in the Bible and they didn’t believe they were bad words.
Let’s try it out on mom. The 8yr old went in the kitchen, his mom asked: “what would you like for breakfast dear, some waffles or bacon & eggs?”
He said: “What the hell, give me some cheerios”, and she smacked him across the face.
The 6yr old witnessed this and slowly entered the kitchen. His mom in a stern angry voice said: “And what do you want?”
He said: “You can bet your ass I’m not asking for cheerios”.
08/06/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8461
Daily Joke: Ugly Faces en Espanol
Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students
Billy: Why??
Teacher: Well, when I was your age, I was told that if I kept making ugly faces, my face would stay that way.
Billy: Well, I can see you didn’t listen.
08/05/2012 from Michael
#8460
Daily Joke: pinochio en Espanol
pinochio was masturbating all of a sudden poof he got burn.
08/05/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8459
Daily Joke: Can I Buy You a Drink? en Espanol
A guy asks a beautiful lady: “Can I buy you a drink?” She says: “No Thanks, alcohol is bad for my legs!” “Ohhh, do they swell??” “No, they spread..”
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