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07/25/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Horse Named Jenny en Espanol
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him around the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied: “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it , that I found in your pants pocket.” The man then said’ “When i was at the races last week JENNY was the name of the horse i bet on.’ “The wife apologised and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious, upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. “Your horse phoned.”
07/24/2012 from DailyJoles
#8452
Daily Joke: Need Samples en Espanol
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: “WHAT?”
“What did he say? What’s he want?”
His wife yells back, “He needs your underwear.”
07/20/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8451
Daily Joke: Annual Physical en Espanol
An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, ” Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?” Gary replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I’m done, *poof* the light goes off.” “Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary ‘s wife. “Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, *poof* the light goes off?” “OH MY!” Marianne exclaims.!!!!” “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again.”
07/20/2012 from Riley
#8450
Daily Joke: Pig Christmas en Espanol
Q: What do pigs put on their Christmas tree?
A: Oinkment
07/19/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8449
Daily Joke: Cause for Appeal en Espanol
Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence.”
Judge: “And what is the nature of the new evidence?”
Lawyer: “Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left.”
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