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06/03/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8428
Daily Joke: Poor Aim en Espanol
A businessman and a priest were playing golf. The businessman swung his rod and missed completely . He swore “Bugger it , missed!” . Hearing this , the priest got annoyed .
“Don’t swear like that , my son ” he admonished him. The businessman duly apologized and promised to be more careful. But it happened again the next time he missed. Again the priest admonished him and again he apologised. When it happened for the third time , the priest flew into a rage and told him that if he swore again , God will surely punish him for that.
The businessman , really contrite , promised to behave himself. So he took careful aim and swung his rod..and missed. As he started to say “Bugg..”, there was a loud clap of thunder and a streak of lightning struck the priest dead. Suddenly a voice boomed from the heavens “Bugger it , missed !”.
06/02/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8427
Daily Joke: Chanting by the Road en Espanol
There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting “88, 88, 88, 88…”
A blonde came up to her and said, “That looks like fun, can I try?”
The brunette said, “Sure.”
So the blonde chanted, “88, 88, 88, 88..”
“Well,” said the brunette, “that is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street.”
So the blonde said, “OK.” and stood in the middle of the street. “88, 88, 88, 88-” BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened.
Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, “89, 89, 89, 89…”
06/01/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8426
Daily Joke: Bad Uncle en Espanol
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
“You rotten bastard,” says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!!”
06/01/2012 from autumn
#8425
Daily Joke: wait what en Espanol
there are a set of twins born and they were going to meet grandpa for the first time and then he said ok so who do these belong to
05/31/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8424
Daily Joke: Stopping By en Espanol
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.
She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?”
The wife replies, “No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want.”
So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says “You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred buck just to see one.”
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell – a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says “That was so amazing I’ve got to see both of them. I’ll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together.”
Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, “You know, your friend Chris came over.”
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, “Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?”
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